The crowd at Web-Op Stadium was wowed yet again as war raged for only the briefest of moments, after which Brendan fell quickly to his knees screaming “my god has forsaken me.” Its not known whether or not the will of Brendan was destroyed perminantly, however Chris, pingpong paddle still hot in his hands, had this to say: “I really don’t know what to say, other than this happens every time we play. At least this time he didn’t wet himself.”

Initial reports from the hospital state that Brendan is recovering from the crushing defeat slowly, and is in a catatonic state of disillusionment. More, after the break.